In Memory of Tom Slatford

This website is dedicated to the memory of Tom (The Reformed Goth, or Te'oma 2 of 3). His idea was to create a space for his friends to communicate during the long, boring days that punctuate the evening activities of present and past St Albans barflies.

In this he succeeded, bringing together a disgraceful rabble of prattling gabblers, lickorous gluttons, freckled bittors, mangy rascals, shite-a-bed scoundrels, drunken roysters, sly knaves, drowsy loiterers, slapsauce fellows, slabberdegullion druggels, lubberly louts, cozening foxes, ruffian rogues, paltry customers, sycophant-varlets, drawlatch hoydens, flouting milksops, jeering companions, staring clowns, forlorn snakes, ninny lobcocks, scurvy sneaksbies, fondling fops, base loons, saucy coxcombs, idle lusks, scoffing braggarts, noddy meacocks, blockish grutnols, doddipol-joltheads, jobbernol goosecaps, foolish loggerheads, flutch calf-lollies, grouthead gnat-snappers, lob-dotterels, gaping changelings, codshead loobies, woodcock slangams, ninny-hammer flycatchers, noddypeak simpletons, turdy gut shitten shepherds, some of whom probably only have this in common: Tom Slatford.

Below is his vision of "Snoo", a random word which Tom gave meaning.

Tom's many admirers give thanks for his friendship: click here
The Snoo Manifesto
The first question that needs to be answered, what is Snoo? I bet you are all dying to know! Well here is a brief explanation according to me:

Have you ever been late for work, got to the bus stop annoyed that you have missed it only to have the bus arrive? Have you ever been sitting in the pub with no money dying for a pint or a pack of cigarettes, then shoved your hand in your pocket and found £20 you’d forgotten about? Have you ever been sitting at home bored out of your skull because all your mates are at work and an old friend who you haven’t seen in ages pops round? This is Snoo!

It is about those cool little things that make life more bearable. ‘It’s about finding Joy in the small things’ and that’s what this site is about.

This site exists to make people laugh, sometimes at the expense of others but only in fun. Hopefully by the time the site is up and running properly there will be a lot of things to make life a little more bearable. We aim to have some fun downloads including, mp3 files, news and gossip from St Albans, a guest book, links and Bio’s of all the most in/famous people in St A!

For now if you have any moments of Snoo in your life that you’d like to share (Just say if you want it to be anonymous) send ‘em to me at and we’ll put them up on the site.

Reformed Goth.

A disclaimer for my own paranoid self:

Some of the content on this site may offend you to the very core of your being, but let’s hope it doesn’t. Everything here is a joke and should be taken as such, if anything offends you and you want it taken down or if we have put up something that you hold the copyright to, please contact .
Also due to the marvels of censorship and the fact I have a problem with Tourette’s syndrome WANKPOO! If you are under 18 please leave this site, I know it’s unfair you’ve been swearing for years but your not allowed to see it. You can always go and shout at the government they can’t stop you doing that… yet.

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